30 Jul 14
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kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

life hack: if you want the d, just ask the nearest dick-bearing person and you’ll probably get it. demand is no where near as high as supply. 

(via omgstopembarrassingyourself)

30 Jul 14
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imsirius:

Backstage Tour with Daniel Radcliffe on The Cripple of Inishmaan x

Ugh, can Dan Rad and I just hang out and watch wwe together? I always talk all the way through the show, but he doesn’t seem like the type to be annoyed by that. I’ll get the wwe channel and then we can watch the old matches with The Rock.

(via jon-snow)

28 Jul 14
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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.
— The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

In case anyone is wondering who said this, it’s Arden Rose who has a successful YouTube makeup channel.

(via somewherebetterthanhere)

25 Jul 14
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redhotfool:

kellykapoors:

feariess:

Taylor gives a fan $90 while in Central Park, NYC

#go see a star war

Chipotle? Sounds foreign, perhaps for the fancier poor, $90 should be good for lunch. Yes, here you go, little one. Enjoy your afternoon.

(via ponytailtime)

24 Jul 14
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Found this box out back at work today.

I have never laughed so hard at work. No one else understood why it was so funny, not even my boss who put the warning on the box.

24 Jul 14
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(Source: opencult, via christinefriar)

23 Jul 14
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mulders:

I CANT BREAHTE


Omg this is going to kill me.

mulders:

I CANT BREAHTE

Omg this is going to kill me.

(via chotai)

23 Jul 14
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fwarg:

A lot of people are wary of bralettes because of their own sizing so I’ve put together a few recommendations of bralettes for more difficult sizing.

If you have a small band size but a large cup size.

I recommend Eberjey Theodora Bralet ($29-$50).

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My friend Nina wrote a…

Need more bralettes ASAP.

23 Jul 14
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I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore.
— Virginia Woolf  (via listopada)

Same, Gini, same.

(Source: fagcity, via redscrunchieofpower)

22 Jul 14
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Dealings with inexplicably angry men

Wrong number guy: Yo, you know where Shawn is at??

Me: I’m sorry, you have the wrong number. I don’t know who that person is.

Wrong number guy: FUCK YOU, BITCH!

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