I just helped a customer—white dude, early 30s— get some money orders and got quite the proposition in return.
This customer was disappointed that our company limit on money orders was $1800. Normally, that’s a decent limit for customers, but I looked up and this guy had a stack of $20 bills about 5 inches thick—probably like $10k if I were to hazard a guess. I asked him if he was nervous carrying that much money around. His reply?
"Nah, I got about $500k in the trunk of my car."
I joked that I could help him out with some of that, take a little off his hands. No problem. He laughed and I finished up his transaction.
When I handed him his money orders, he pulled out his phone and asked for my number so he could take me out to dinner some time.
I gave my standard, “no, thank you, I’ve got a boyfriend,” answer and a smile. He was like “oh too bad” and left.
I do have a boyfriend, but I am not gonna lie, I was intrigued because are you kidding me? A guy with half a million dollars on hand? Really?? I mean, he said he owned his own business and I’m pretty sure that business was something to do with drugs, but still.
Half a mil. I coulda been a kept woman.
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie
well our dna makeup is similar to that of a potato so
i’mma keep drinking my coke