The boyfriend is always the #1 suspect.

  • Me: You know, if I were to go missing, you'd be the primary suspect.
  • Him: ... WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
  • It was just something I thought to myself when I took the hair tie out and let a few hairs fall on the seat of his car. My DNA is all over his life at this point. His car, his clothes, his house, our work... My dad is in law enforcement; I have a tendency to look at the world a little differently than everyone else.
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