No idea how we got on this subject...

Me: I plan on having kids at 26, 30, or 34.
Him: Why's that?
Me: Because that way they'll turn 18 in an election year and they can vote.
Him: ...
Me: Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy?
Him: ...
Me: Stop looking at me like that.
Him: ...
Me: Stop!
Him: ... You are so weird.