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Me: I plan on having kids at 26, 30, or 34.
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Him: Why's that?
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Me: Because that way they'll turn 18 in an election year and they can vote.
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Him: ...
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Me: Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy?
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Him: ...
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Me: Stop looking at me like that.
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Him: ...
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Me: Stop!
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Him: ... You are so weird.