9 months ago on 5 May 2011 @ 11:06pm

# he's such a comfort to me

# when i'm freaking out and thinking the worst i know i can count on him to reign in my paranoia

# we're such a balanced pair

# seriously though i'm scared a spider laid eggs in my skull or something

# i don't want my head becoming a scene from Alien

Cancer

Me: I have this bump on the back of my head. I don't know what it's from. I don't think I've hit my head recently. It's freaking me out.
Boyfriend: It's cancer.
Me: ... It isn't cancer!
Boyfriend: Let me feel it.
Me: Fine... Ow! That hurts, ass!
Boyfriend: It's definitely cancer.
Me: I hate you.