I have spent years and years conforming to grammatical standards and now I must willfully ignore one. I will always use the Oxford Comma. I don’t understand why everyone decided it wasn’t useful or necessary anymore. Clearly it is!
This made me laugh more than it should have.
We all know Maureen Johnson likes her dirty jokes though, this is probably one of them.
If those two had a baby it would be the most amazing person with all the best qualities.