Me:
I plan on having kids at 26, 30, or 34.
Him:
Why's that?
Me:
Because that way they'll turn 18 in an election year and they can vote.
Him:
...
Me:
Why are you looking at me like I'm crazy?
Him:
...
Me:
Stop looking at me like that.
Him:
...
Me:
Stop!
Him:
... You are so weird.
