Ann: Oh, I have a good idea! Why don’t you ask him about his penis?!
Ann is my favorite. I love how much she wants Leslie and Ben to hook up. She’s their biggest fan!
(via megalong)
Andy: April is the best, but she’s twenty. When April was born I was already in third grade which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don’t know anything about infant care. My god, I could have killed her.
Parks and Recreation 2x21: 94 Meetings
Oh, hey there, quote that hits way too close to home… Hilarious, but also a little sad for me. Argh.
