put a blue ribbon on my brain

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aslowmotiondream / shogunofyellow:

Keanu Reeves has had a hard life.
Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.
Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic movies they promised they would make together.
Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.
Unable to cope, they split up.
She dies in a car accident two years later.
Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.
It has gone on public record that he prefers spending his birthdays alone.
And he very often feels sad.
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.
Grief changes shape, but it never ends.
I believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems.
I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.
I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.
I’m sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.
It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.
When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.
But it doesn’t stop him from doing nice things.
Offered to take a 75% pay cut if it meant Al Pacino could be cast in The Devil’s Advocate.
Offered to take a 90% pay cut if it meant Gene Hackman could be cast in The Replacements.
Donated 50 of the 70 million dollars he made off of the Matrix films to the costume and special effects teams.
Bought a Harley for every stuntman who worked on the Matrix Reloaded.
Donates most of his money to charities for cancer research.

Well, that’s just depressing as hell.

aslowmotiondream / shogunofyellow:

Keanu Reeves has had a hard life.

Father who is a heroin dealer runs off on his family when he is three, and he has since severed all ties with him.

Best friend, River Phoenix, dies before they could make the bromantic movies they promised they would make together.

Fiancee gives birth to a stillborn daughter.

Unable to cope, they split up.

She dies in a car accident two years later.

Sister contracts leukemia. Keanu spends millions of dollars to keep her alive.

It has gone on public record that he prefers spending his birthdays alone.

And he very often feels sad.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

Grief changes shape, but it never ends.

I believe in love at first sight. You want that connection, and then you want some problems.

I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy.

I’m Mickey Mouse. They don’t know who’s inside the suit.

I’m sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime.

It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.

When the people you love are gone, you’re alone.

But it doesn’t stop him from doing nice things.

Offered to take a 75% pay cut if it meant Al Pacino could be cast in The Devil’s Advocate.

Offered to take a 90% pay cut if it meant Gene Hackman could be cast in The Replacements.

Donated 50 of the 70 million dollars he made off of the Matrix films to the costume and special effects teams.

Bought a Harley for every stuntman who worked on the Matrix Reloaded.

Donates most of his money to charities for cancer research.

Well, that’s just depressing as hell.